Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
Do you ever love a character whose a real asshole so you wait for a tragic backstory that’ll allow you to love him/her with a clear conscience but there is no backstory and they’re naturally garbage and youre liKe FUCK IT IT STILL LOVE YOU, YOU LITTLE PEICE OF SHIT!!!
“Shit It’s raining”
I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.
love the french
not that there’s a canadian flag in the picture, but there’s a canadian flag in the picture
maybe that’s because about 6.7 million people in canada are french????
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life
I found these fucking glasses on the beach last night. They’re perfect for my vision. I HATE glasses but the more I wear these old man motherfuckers; the more I like them.
"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Tell me what you want, what you really really want
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want.
so tell me what you want, what you really really want
I want a huh, I want a huh, I want a huh, I want a huh, I really really really wanna steady relationship, strong financial future and maybe some chips.
you’re dead to me.